It's a Good Year for a Murder.

Poet.
Musician.
Katrina.

I'm Cameron James,

and I'm here to destroy you.

Jun 19

I get it.

I fucked up.

At least acknowledge that I’m trying.


(via thefrogman)


I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS ALL DAY IN SCHOOL

(via toefox)



Fuck this hurts so badly


reptilefacts:

rhamphotheca: The Gila Monster (Heloderma suspectum)

… is the only venomous lizard in the United States. Their fearsome claws are used mostly for digging (they spend the majority of their time underground or otherwise out of the hot desert sun) and climbing, rather than hunting. Eggs make up the largest portion of their diet, as well as baby birds and mammals, and the reptiles have a keen sense of smell to track them and other prey items down. They are binge eaters, eating large amounts (up to a third of their weight) all at once, followed by a prolonged fast; they may only eat five or ten times a year. 
Their tail acts as fat and water storage, like a camel’s hump, helping them survive long periods between meals. Unlike snakes, Gila Monsters are unable to inject their venom, instead relying on capillary action and the clenching of the jaw muscles to draw the venom out. Because they are slow movers and hunt mostly helpless prey, the venom most likely serves a primarily defensive role - a hypothesis also supported by their aposematic salmon-and-black warning coloration. However, while you still don’t want to be bitten by one, a Gila Monster’s venom is unlikely to kill you - with improved treatment techniques, there have been no reported deaths as a result of a Gila Monster bite since 1939.
Photo by Jason on Flickr
(via: Peterson Field Guides)

reptilefacts:

rhamphothecaThe Gila Monster (Heloderma suspectum)

… is the only venomous lizard in the United States. Their fearsome claws are used mostly for digging (they spend the majority of their time underground or otherwise out of the hot desert sun) and climbing, rather than hunting. Eggs make up the largest portion of their diet, as well as baby birds and mammals, and the reptiles have a keen sense of smell to track them and other prey items down. They are binge eaters, eating large amounts (up to a third of their weight) all at once, followed by a prolonged fast; they may only eat five or ten times a year.

Their tail acts as fat and water storage, like a camel’s hump, helping them survive long periods between meals. Unlike snakes, Gila Monsters are unable to inject their venom, instead relying on capillary action and the clenching of the jaw muscles to draw the venom out. Because they are slow movers and hunt mostly helpless prey, the venom most likely serves a primarily defensive role - a hypothesis also supported by their aposematic salmon-and-black warning coloration. However, while you still don’t want to be bitten by one, a Gila Monster’s venom is unlikely to kill you - with improved treatment techniques, there have been no reported deaths as a result of a Gila Monster bite since 1939.

Photo by Jason on Flickr

(via: Peterson Field Guides)


thefrogman:

By Phil McAndrew [website | tumblr | twitter]

[h/t: tastefullyoffensive]


Wow.
Not even close to what I was saying.
But thanks for making me look like a dick….


Sigh.

I tried and failed, as usual.


(via lulz-time)


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